Pokemon randomizer: randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions"
2) Switch to "1"
3) Only one pokemon per question
1)This Pokemon is your best friend
Yes, a pokemon I can tolerate
2)This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
Good to my boss gots some moves on him
3)This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
More good news, I'm getting an A
4)This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
I can outrun him right?
6)This Pokemon is your Ex
See, I can't date a man that has a weak dance.
7) This Pokemon is your boyfriend
Now this guy can dance!
8) This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
Mime Jr. Protect me my love!
9)This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
Not a huge cheesecake fan but alright
10) This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
Mime Jr. I'm sorry, but I had too see if the legends were true, and they are. Arceus sucks in bed.
11) This Pokemon Punched your Mom
And how is she still moving?!
12)This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
You...you don't even have feet!
13)This Pokemon died by your hands
Good, because those eyebrows are a crime.
14)This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
After the episode with Arceus, Mime Jr. and I broke up, Lickitung and I have been together since.
15) This Pokemon is your loving pet
Got my own gardener yay~
16) This Pokemon is your Dentist
Um....How do you hold the tools?
17)This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
Lickitung and I broke up, now that Celebi and I have become friends, I find him cuter then Lickitung.
18)This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
He's helping me with rent.